The Bible in 50 words

God made
Adam bit
Noah arked
Abraham split
Joseph fooled
Bush talked
Moses balked
Pharaoh plagued
People walked
Sea divided
Tablets guided
Promise landed
Saul freaked
David peeked
Prophets warned
Jesus born
God walked
Love talked
Anger crucified
Hope died
Love rose
Spirit flamed
Word spread
God remained.

Borrowed from the book:
Bible Miscellany
compiled by Parminder Summon